@RealSanta: Perfect Christmas expected at N. Pole, all that other stuff is ‘Fake News’
Christmas will happen on schedule this year, despite reports that the elves are dissatisfied with workplace safety at the North Pole. CARES Act funding (upwards of $20 billion in gumdrops and hard cookies) may have been redirected by Jolly Old St. Nick into into a reindeer ranch in the Carribean and designer shoes for Mrs. Claus, who -- incidentally -- has been tapped by the Biden administration to head the new Department of Good Cheer.
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